August 2009
“Why do they put a suicide watch on certain death row prisoners? Why would you...”
– George Carlin (via lilykily)
so true, its kind of cruel when you think about it!?
“Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost,...”
– Unknown (via bitchville)
:) im still waiting fool
“Hold on, im on my hamburger phone.”
– Juno (via cupcakemugshot)
“When the men betray you - and they will betray you- use this as an opportunity...”
– The Lost Girls (via quotewhore)
eek
I AM SO STRESSED!!!!!!!
txtsfrmlstnght:
(216): Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
whaaaaaaaaaat?!
IT'S LIKE I HAVE ESPN OR SOMETHING...
itstoomuch:
MY BREASTS CAN ALWAYS TELL WHEN IT’S GOING TO RAIN.
THIS IS MEEEEEEEE
I CAN'T HELP IT IF I HAVE A HEAVY FLOW AND A...
(via itstoomuch)
hmmpf..
“Small minds are concerned with the extraordinary, great minds with the ordinary.”
– Blaise Pascal (via grace-notes)
fmylife:
Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. In my depressive state, I changed my Facebook status to the Blue October lyrics “Hate me today, Hate me tomorrow, Hate me for all the things I didn’t do for you.” My ex commented, “Give me an orgasm?” Five of my friends including my mom “Liked” this. FML
hahahahahaha
txtsfrmlstnght:
(972): **i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
