Why do they put a suicide watch on certain death row prisoners? Why would you...– George Carlin (via lilykily) so true, its kind of cruel when you think about it!?
Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost,...– Unknown (via bitchville) :) im still waiting fool
Hold on, im on my hamburger phone.– Juno (via cupcakemugshot)
When the men betray you - and they will betray you- use this as an opportunity...– The Lost Girls (via quotewhore)
I AM SO STRESSED!!!!!!!
txtsfrmlstnght: (216): Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing? whaaaaaaaaaat?!
IT'S LIKE I HAVE ESPN OR SOMETHING...
itstoomuch: MY BREASTS CAN ALWAYS TELL WHEN IT’S GOING TO RAIN. THIS IS MEEEEEEEE
I CAN'T HELP IT IF I HAVE A HEAVY FLOW AND A...
(via itstoomuch) hmmpf..
Small minds are concerned with the extraordinary, great minds with the ordinary.– Blaise Pascal (via grace-notes)
fmylife: Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. In my depressive state, I changed my Facebook status to the Blue October lyrics “Hate me today, Hate me tomorrow, Hate me for all the things I didn’t do for you.” My ex commented, “Give me an orgasm?” Five of my friends including my mom “Liked” this. FML
txtsfrmlstnght: (972): **i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**